Hey there,
We've got a few important things to chat about:
Fortitude Wine Club is owned and operated by Fortitude Wine Bar Inc.
**Age Check:** Just a quick reminder that we don't sell alcohol to folks under the age of 19. By hanging out on our site, you're telling us you're 19 or older. We do our best to make sure we're not delivering drinks to anyone underage. So, if you're not cool with this, please hit the exit button now.
**No Age-Fibbing:** And hey, please don't try to trick us by faking your age to get some wine into the hands of someone who shouldn't have it. That's a big no-no, and we'll have to call in the legal cavalry if we catch wind of it.
**Ordering:** Your order is like an invite to the wine party. We won't RSVP until we've accepted your order and swiped your credit card. Until then, we can say "thanks, but no thanks" for any reason.
**Ownership:** The wine and goodies you order from us? They're still ours until you pay up in full. If something goes wrong and you don't get your stuff, our max liability is just the purchase price.
**Delays and Acts of Nature:** Sometimes, things don't go as planned. If a tornado or a sudden zombie uprising delays your wine pickup, it's not our fault, and we won't be liable.
**Pickup Only:** At this time, we are offering pickup only. Your wine must be picked up from Fortitude Wine Bar at #103-45922 Thunderbird Lane, Chilliwack, BC V2P 0A1. If you are unable to make the pickup party date, please reach out and arrange another date for pickup.
**Changes Galore:** We might tweak our website rules or prices from time to time. If you're still here, you're basically saying, "I'm cool with that."
**Copyright and Sharing:** Everything on our website, like graphics, logos, and the fancy stuff, belongs to us (or someone else). So, don't go copying, distributing, or making your own wine fan site without asking first.
**Disclaimer:** Our site is like a trusty old car. It's not perfect, and sometimes it might hiccup. Use it at your own risk, and if your computer needs a tune-up after visiting us, it's on you.
**Damages:** We're in the wine business, not the apology business. So, if anything goes wrong when you're hanging out on our site, we're not footing the bill.
**External Links:** Sometimes, we'll point you to other cool places on the internet. Just remember, if you click those links, it's your adventure, and we're not responsible for where they take you.
**Now, Wine Wisdom:** Wine is amazing, but it's best enjoyed responsibly. Don't drink and drive, and pregnant ladies, stay clear of alcohol for your own health and the little one's. Wine can bring joy, but overindulgence can lead to trouble.
**Heavy Bottles:** Wine is heavy stuff, so be gentle when lifting those cases. If you're worried, take it one bottle at a time.
**Red Wine Stains:** Red wine can be a bit of a troublemaker when it spills, so watch your step.
**Sparkling Surprise:** Pop the cork on sparkling wines carefully; they can be a bit fizzy and eager to escape.
Thanks for hanging out with us at Fortitude Wine Club. Enjoy your wine adventures, and remember to savor the moments responsibly! Cheers! 🍷🎉
